Surveyor: Are you pissed off with the trains
that you want to burn down the stations, disembowel everyone in the
management then blow up the Ministry of Transport with your
senseless suicide?
Passenger: Of course not!! Are you crazy??
Surveyor: Okay, thank you. (ticks off the "happy
with service" box)
... i think that's one of the ways the records fellas kept
records.. if not A, it must be B, no matter how stupid it is.. i'll
tell you guys about it at Vienna... and i bet you'll be astounded
by the stupidity of it all...
